Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Typical Chinese New Year greetings to you all.It's the eve of CNY so get ready to watch the cash flow in.Anyway,today I went out with Hanhui and Shan.While we were walking suddenly God gave me a flick in the head and got me to pierce my ear.(left.me not gay -_-)I did one on top and on at the bottom.After I got the bottom one done,Hanhui was anticipating the sight of me wincing in pain when they pierced the top one.I was feeling kind of nervous(fucker hanhui's fault you look at his face you also will feel nervous.he so happy like pervert.).But when they fired the stud-gun thingy it didn't hurt half as much as I expected.So sorry to ruin your expectations Hanhui :p.While we were walking in the mall,I decided to change the stud to a stick.When I removed(after much rough tugging by Hanhui,I still think purposely.Bastard.) it in the staircase area,it started bleeding and HH couldn't see the hole.Having no tissue paper whatsoever on me,I did what I had to do.Desperate times call for desperate measures.I used a two-dollar note to clean the blood off.I still have the note with me and it looks like Yusof Ishak has a nosebleed.Bought a shirt at a shop at Far East.They have real friendly staff there.Good service too.Anyway,I'm looking forward to collecting my $$$ tomorrow.Seeya around,

Jon.



As you all know,Chinese New Year is round the corner.Us,un-married ones will be anticipating the smell of fresh notes while the parents are preparing to brace themselves from the onslaught of singles whom will take a big chunk of their income.Is it really a "Happy" Chinese New Year?With all the shit in the world,I doubt so.Most of us celebrate for the sake of celebrating and then get along with our hectic schedule.The ugly side of human nature re-surfaces again as we scramble to finish the rat-race of life.But then again,at least sometimes we stop to think.Life isn't a bed of roses.But we can still hold on enough to make it count.But I am still money-faced.=xUntil then,


Have a "Happy" Chinese New Year,Jon.

P.S.I write "serious" posts like this one very rarely so don't expect to see one again soon.:p
P.P.S Bloody sumbitch tagboard is down.It'll be up again soon* tho.



Pretty uneventful day.We had this 18-year old teacher who used to be an ex-student here.Damn short,wearing heels still around 1.5 m lmao.Math/Homeroom teach din't come today again.Not that I'm complaining.Now for the ranting.Mr N** was being a bit-ch today.Me,Kiong and Xue Quan were eating some sweet(forgot what brand but looks like hardened detergent) in the hall.For some inexplicable reason,we were called over and made to go down in pumping position(no this is not something out of karmasutra.)Getting interrogated while staring at his legs was not a very pleasant experience.It was as if we were caught abusing ecstacy.(Although I don't think the Central Narcotics Bureau officers shave their legs if you catch my drift ;))The infinitely insignificant incident(not meant as a tongue twister)got us all fucked.And without condoms too.CNY coming,he must be saving up.No money buy.

Later,Jon.



Ha!I got this blog up finally.It still has content to be added though.So don't whine or bitch about missing sections cause your whining and bitching will be ignored(and maybe even countered with a snide rebuff or two).Nothing much happened today,we're gonna paint the class purple with green flames.-_- that colour combination is bound to kill a few students man.Benjamin's phone got confisicated due to him partly being a dumbfuck and leaving his bag open.Oh yeah,be sure to check out our class's blog at my Fellow Writer's link.It's kinda cool but the colour and the music sucks.(my opinion)Haven't started on Ms Chua's 980 lines yet.But it will be done all in good time.(4 days left)Have the feeling I'm stepping on a few toes.Maybe I'll write a proper post tmrw.If I have the time/mood.Until then,

Peace out,Jon.