Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Pretty uneventful day.We had this 18-year old teacher who used to be an ex-student here.Damn short,wearing heels still around 1.5 m lmao.Math/Homeroom teach din't come today again.Not that I'm complaining.Now for the ranting.Mr N** was being a bit-ch today.Me,Kiong and Xue Quan were eating some sweet(forgot what brand but looks like hardened detergent) in the hall.For some inexplicable reason,we were called over and made to go down in pumping position(no this is not something out of karmasutra.)Getting interrogated while staring at his legs was not a very pleasant experience.It was as if we were caught abusing ecstacy.(Although I don't think the Central Narcotics Bureau officers shave their legs if you catch my drift ;))The infinitely insignificant incident(not meant as a tongue twister)got us all fucked.And without condoms too.CNY coming,he must be saving up.No money buy.

Later,Jon.