Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Guess what day it is?No it's not an 11th September kind of day.It's my birthday =X.Woke up at 11.00 am half dead cause of late-night chats with Christine =D.Realised I had an appointment with Weimin,Cassie,Denise and Hanhui at the MRT at 12.Shrugged off the druggy feelings and went managed to pull an excruciating and agonizing effort to get up.I did manage to get up but when I got down from my bed I accidently stepped on the rollerchair and then KANINABUCHAOCHEEBYELAH!Yeah.Met Weimin at the bus-stop.He had this dulan look on his face.Okay so maybe he did wait for me for about half an hour =x.They were already on the platform when we got there but Hanhui wasn't even out of the house wtf.He is such a punctually-devoid person(like me).Queermo.Took the train to Orchard to go shopping for STUFF.We were hyped.We din't find what we were looking for in orchard -_-" and Denis and Cassie went to watch movie at Cine -_______-"""""".So we took the MRT to Bugis.Hanhui kept complaining about the fare.Someone stole his EZ-Link and he had to use Standard Tickets all the way.Wakakakakakkaak.We found what we were looking for and decided to go Tampines cause certain people wanted to see certain people.I met Tine there again but she had to leave for dinner =( .And Weimin dun be so depressed lah.Anyhow,thanks to all those who remembered and wished me for my birthday.Thanks to all those who got me prezzies too.^^ Anyhow,I'll leave it at that.Have a good one,

Jon.