Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Singapore is becoming more and more run like a communist country.After gaining control over the freedom of speech,they have now introduced CURFEWS.Apparently,no teenager below the age of 17 can "loiter" after 11 pm.What more a better way than to waste police hours?In addition to their usual tasks,the police now have to perform nannying duties.Maybe in the future we'll be seeing commercials for the Neighbourhood Police Babysitting service.Better yet!Why not open a childcare centre run by policemen?It would be an enriching experience for our Men in Blue.Sooner or later they could even branch out to laundry and pizza delivery.Call 999 to order a super supreme.Buy now and get a free coke.But seriously,come on.Curfews?!Wtf."Stop or I'll shoot you for kissing your girlfriend under a void deck!""Officer,there isn't anything wrong with sitting under a void deck.Is there?""I don't care!It's after 11!You brats need 8 hours of sleep.Off to the gallows with you!".Charming.Singapore is already such a fine city.What a better way to make it more fine than to introduce more fines?They could fine $500 for being outside after 11 pm and $100 for every subsequent hour until 5 am.We would see a very well-fed police force.Satire aside,I'm feeling kind of low.I don't know why.Maybe I'm emotionally defunct.Maybe I have low self-morale.But then again I'm most afraid of losing her.After all,deep down inside,under all the masks,I'm just an insecure bastard.But she makes me forget that.

Peace out,Jon.

"After all,she's my wonderwall."