Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Damn.It was fucking fun yesterday/today early morning.Me,Als and Zy went to watch V For Vendetta.Told Darling I was going out and warned me not to look at other girls ^^.She need not worry cause I won't.But before that,we went to bring Ian go pierce his ear.He was pretty fucking mad cause he waited approx. 1 hour and 40 mins =X .Went to do another piercing also cause cannot lose to small kid ^^.Ian wanted to change his stud to a ear stick straight after he pierced.So I took out the stud for him and wiped the blood on a magazine.The best thing was,the stick couldn't go through.We spent half an hour forcing the stupid stick into his swollen ear and Ian wanted to take pictures.Wtf.Is he some kind of masochist?Still had around an hour left to burn so we went to the arcade for Time Crisis.There was this bloody little kid hogging the machine.He kept dying but he had this near-endless amount of tokens that his mom kept in a bag.Yes you heard me.A bag.Whenever he died he would open his palm and his mom would FEED him tokens.Eventually,we screwed TC and went to play House of the Dead.It was hogged by twin brats who died soon after.However,while we were playing,they kept sticking their noses to the screen and blocking our aim.Alson kept making bashing motions with the guns towards their heads.At least it was time for the movie and we went to the theatre.V for Vendetta was really damn cool,it's set in a future totalitaran England where the government controls everyone.Think Japanese occupation but the people more good-looking.V is a "liberator" what others might call a terrorist.He walks around killing people(linked to a certain detention centre) in a Guy Fawkes mask and he wears gloves as he was disfigured in some sort of fire.Like a very violent Phantom of the Opera or a very stylish and sophisicated Jason from the Friday the Thirteenth franchise.He believes that violence can solve the problems but strangely does not use firearms and prefers to fight with six large knives and kick balls with kung-fu.VfV is also a surprisingly poignant and rather intelligent movie.The quotes and symbolics used in the movie are pretty powerful.The ending was really good.A very well-delivered movie,you can see the political undertones beneath the Hollywood.And it wasn't boring either,the action scenes were very fluid and well done.After all,it IS directed by the Wachowski Brothers.Alson paid for the movie,thanks Als!Alright,back to the topic.Me.It was 12++ after the movie.So we decided to get ourselves some liquid courage at cheers.-_- liquid courage means alcohol dammit.Alson picked up a Barcadi Breezer and I got a Jack Daniel's Whiskey Cola.We got back to Alson's place to ton.He had an extra can of Carlsberg which we finished without much trouble >:D .We were watching Date Movie when I decided to chiong my drink.I was thinking got more kick whaaat.I was whoring Zy's PSP halfway(playing Bleach:Heat The Soul.whichitotallysuckat.)when the stuff kicked in.Right in the balls.I started laughing for no particular reason.Mostly at Zy.Okay,maybe that's a valid reason.I went to harass random people in Alson's msn account and was rolling my head over his keyboard,removing all the grease and sweat that had accumulated there over the past years for him -_-" .Played Battlefront 2,discovered I couldn't fly an X-Wing properly as I was seehhh.Played with the PSP on the bed until I fell asleep.Woke up at 8.Discovered they were talking to darling without waking me up :( .Stayed till lunch,Als ordered Jap Pizza.Once again,thanks Als.Went home feeling pretty great but with a shitting headache.

Till I can type properly again,Jon/Twiggy.