Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Returning from a week-long hiatus,Twiggy has returned to put more spice into your life!Already my l337 aura has begun to fill your senses.Okay.I'm just being a dumbfuck.By the way,have you read today's newspaper?A man got drunk,drove without a license and knocked down and killed a tourist.How much time did he get for it?Nine months.Nine months isn't going to bring the dead person back.Nine months isn't going to help his family cope with the loss.I mean like wtf is wrong with the law system?The drunk driver's defence:"I recently broke up with my girlfriend so I fell into depression and started drinking."Wtf.I should try that sometime.Go set fire to my school and in Junivile Court:"Let the defendant arise to the stand.Alright.Why did you commit such a henious act of vandalism?""Oh Your Honor,my hamster died last night and I really couldn't stand the feelings brewing inside of me.Oh please forgive me.""What?Your hamster died?Alright that's a valid reason.You're free to go!And don't worry about transport you can use one of our armoured trucks.Here,catch the keys!"Shit.That'd be cool.Back to current affairs,I went to HER house yesterday.Was watching Wishing Stairs and didn't understand anything cause she lost the first disc.-_- went home at 4.30.Today I got pwnt by her cause she was jealous.Girls are really scary when their mad.I learnt that firsthand.But anyhow,with temper or without I still <3 her.Alright.Fine.Maybe I am a little too sappy.Parents calling for me to get off the com now or they'll raise the 18 levels of hell for me.Going with Als,Zy and maybe Matt to watch movie tmrw night then tonning Alson's house.v57 to that man!Bring on the alcohol!THE MOVIE BETTER NOT BE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN! :D

Have a good one,Jon/Twiggy.