Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Twiggy's back from the dead.Okay,more like a Church Anniversary Dinner yesterday.But before that...*corny flashback sounds*I went out with Als to meet my ET mates.(Mel,Dwight,Ben,George and GERLET.)Met them at the arcade and dwight,as usual was hungry.So we went to KFC to eat.Mel and Als didn't eat.(both dieting lmao)Dwight bought 4 cheesefries and started grazing.Bs dwight!After his second round of cheesefries he started making these really scary Harley Davidson type of burps.We were saying that he has an abnormal digestive system that digests stuff too fast and when we leave the fast food joint there will be a pile of shit(or for the more refined,faeces.) on his chair.Lmao.Anyway,after that unpleasantly unappetizing experience,we went to play LAN.We wanted to play DotA at first but they all went to BF2.BF2 was pretty fucking funny.George and Gerlet kept rushing for the chopper(which they can't fly)and 5 seconds after that you see Black Hawk Down.Dwight came after my team with the tank soon after that.I was the Special Forces class so I threw a C-4 onto his tank.I didn't know how to detonate it so I was like doing shit trying to avoid the tank all the while Als and Mel were screaming at me to do smth.I died eventually and Als was left.I was like "SHOOT THE FUCKING C-4 MAN!"Then he started his war-cry "RAAARRGH!DIE BITCH!DIE!" and charged at the tank while firing his rifle in full auto.The C-4 didn't explode.And he started panicking."JON!I'M SHOOTING THE FUCKING C-4 BUT IT AIN'T FUCKIN' EXPLODING YOU SHIT!""SHOOT IT SOMEMORE!"After that little misadventure,I found out that I could detonate the C-4 by right clicking.>.<>

Ciao,Jon/Twiggy.

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