Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Jee-zus.Linear graphs/graphical solutions are for pussies!Goddamn.I got my first zero today.We had a math test after school and it caught me abit...let's say unprepared.Okay fine.A fuckhead like me doesn't really study.Really is just an adjective btw.I skipped section A and went on to section B thinking it would be fucking easier cause we could DRAW.At least I wrote something on the paper this time.I drew the graph and handed it up to Ms Rubiyah.A piece of paper:$0.05.A pencil:$0.10.The look on her face?Priceless.



Insanity knocks upon my door.





Back to my old sardonic self,I'm here to let you know I'm still alive and no,I'm not dead in some canal.For starters,there's the exams coming up and I won't be able to blog for the next few weeks.That is,if my parents are succesful in stopping me. :D


Alot has happened in the past few weeks lately.A whole lot.It could fill half a biography.But I can't remember anything.


I shall bitch about current affairs instead.


There has been alot of 'talk' lately about the Miss Singapore Universe Pageant with many people being total shitheads and flaming the contestants.I mean,come on.If you think you can do better than them then go and join the fuckin' pageant.Instead of sitting at home,whining about people who are actually trying to do something and performing DIY liposuction on yourselves.Gawd.


Oh ya,thanks for helping me file my notes darl.I would be in a total mess.Yeah.I can't fucking file for nuts.


Anyway,gtg,seeya arnd.Jonan/Twiggy.