Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Damn.It's been a long time since I've posted.Yes,rejoice!Twig is back from the dead.I've managed to finally revive my computer and am returning to the gaming scene with a vengeance.These few days I've been quite occupied with DotAing although I still do play an occassional game of ET.I think my eyes are gonna rot and fall out of my sockets.Dear has also been complaining about my gaming habit.I have tried to cut down already.It's torturous but slitting my wrists,taking 20 painkilling pills and hanging myself upside down from my bathroom ceiling so that all the blood rushes to my head is helping.Nah.Doing it for her is enough already.There I go again lol.Alright it's time for some real issues.(or bitching)Here we go.



In accordance to the Da Vinci Code movie coming up,there have been plenty of rebuttals from historians,researchers and other experts.They are coming up with their own theories and stuff about the Da Vinci shit.Following the wake of The Da Vinci Code hit,there are a whole fuckload of books riding on it's fame.Such as:"Breaking the Da Vinci Code." and "Cracking the Da Vinci Code."(Sound identical?)Churches in Singapore are even lobbying to ban it here.I mean come on.Dan Brown already stated clearly that it is a work of FICTION*.You can bitch and moan about it but there's no need to go all beserk over it.Live and let live.Ah whatever.Maybe I'm too much of a Left-Wing thinker.

*Fiction (from the Latin fingere, "to form, create") is storytelling of imagined events and stands in contrast to non-fiction, which makes factual claims about reality.Fiction (from the Latin fingere, "to form, create") is storytelling of imagined events and stands in contrast to non-fiction, which makes factual claims about reality.



Anyway.My point is.There is no need to make a fuss the size of an elephants penis over the book.Considering the fact that all the contreversy over it is actually garnering the book more fame.Aside from the book,the movie opens here in May I think.The casting is pretty good.With Ian McKeller looking every bit like Leigh Teabing as I imagined him to be.But WHY THE HELL IS ROBERT LANGDON PLAYED BY TOM HANKS.Even the albino monk Silas is portrayed extremely well.Heck,Langdon should look like Gordon Freeman.(for those of you that live under a rock and jack off to the tellytubbies,Gordon Freeman is the protagonist of the Half-Life games.)He should have a beard.The beard is a must.But NOOOOOO.They have to get TOM HANKS WHO WON'T GET A BEARD AND LOOK LIKE A SISSY.And what's with the hair?They might as well perm it and give him an afro then Langdon can be a hippie."*Snort!Yeeeeeeaaahhhh Sophie.That's the stuufff.*Snort!Ahhhhh.Now wheresh aresh weee?Why are there ggiirrrllss everrrywhere?Hahahaahahahah.I can see yoursh unnddeerwear."Sophie:"Langdon!We have to find the cryptex soon!The fate of the Sangreal Documents depends on them!"Langdon:"Yeah man.What's a cryptex?Doesh itsh makesh me shee angels?"Sophie:"Oh fuck you Langdon."Yep.By the way.Cocaine is consumed by snorting it up one's nose.Much like Vick's.



Alright.That's enough for one day.My faggot little brother wants to use the computer and play his faggot Rakion game.Expect a post(another bitch-post) about it in the near future.




Until then,fuckoffanddie!Jonan/Twiggy.