Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

It has been all downhill since this morning.



I got booked for latecoming this morning and now I have to sign in at an unreasonable time of 7.10.Why can't those upper management shitfaces have it later?Getting intoxicated by Mr Singh's bodily odours is not very pleasant at 7.30 in the morning.After that,another lump of birdshit dropped on me.Mr Neo found out that we played "truant" on last Friday's rocketshitthingy.Which does not really qualify as truant as we left only at the evaluation(survey etc.blahblah fuckshit).But well.Mr Neo sure is great at making shit out of nothing.I suspect he has no other outside life other than flirting with the girls in fencing.Okay.Scratch that.Actually,every girl.And me and Junguang got screwed in the backside again.I got TWO offence slips and had to write a statement(which his Mr Neo's modus operandi for getting innocent kids into trouble when he shows their parents).What a total fuck head huh.How can someone be so free?Maybe he went to a gay strip club and got fucked through his ears by some hardcore gay and suffered severe brain damage.With Mr Neo,that seems possible.


Moving on,Mr Neo found out that I left guitar class early and told them FOOLZ that I was going for CCA.But yeah well.Which bitch would actually do that.Lol.Offense intended.And yeah.That was where the second slip came from.Mr Neo gets a sadistic pleasure out of children's misery.I bet he drinks his son's tears.I'll not be surprised if he's into Slave and Master/Bondage too.Gosh,it does makes one's hair stand on end to try and even fathom him in a leather g-string with a whip.Wtf.He makes such a big fuck out of everything.I wonder how he gets so much sand up his vagina.



Forgot to bring/do English writing book.Got threatened by Ms. Oh-look-at-my-boobs-Wong with expulsion.Eat shit BITCH!Go implant water balloons.Maybe the guys will start taking notice of your twins.And start gossiping about how fake they are.



The last and the thing that pissed me off the most was that someone,some fuckhead with no parents,scratched Christine's bag.She wanted that bag so much and she was so happy when she finally got it.That little bastard(literally) probably went home happily.To attend his/her mother's funeral.Anyway.I felt really useless cause I couldn't do anything.I'm not much good at DnT so who am I kidding to fix a bag?I guess at least she cheered up a little but I think she's still kinda agitated.CHEER UP DEAR,YOU'VE STILL GOT ME.Although I'm not red or white or nice and shiny vinyl-ish looking,I still love you okay?Wanna see you smile tommorow.



Gotta go talk to my lady,until next time,Jonan/Twiggy.