Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Harrow harrow,I'm baaacck.It's now the second week of June but I'm still getting fucked in the backside thanks to the PTM.I wonder if teachers are PAID to make students' lives miseries.Maybe schools are all elaborate film studios and they're taping down our reactions to the shit we're put through.And they make helluva killing out of their tapes.They sell them to bored parents or sadistic paedophiles who jack off to them.Damn.Imagine someone using your face to wank to.Okay.Enough of that thought.


These films could be called...MfE films huh?Misery for Entertainment.Parents would visit each other for these sort of movies and comment on them.Heck,they could even become critics.Parent 1:"Hahaahahhahaa.Did you see the look on his face when he was told he was gonna get caning for not shaving his armpit hair?"Parent 2*chuckling:"Yeaah.That one was reaaally funny.But I think the best part is this one."*Fast forwards.Parent 2:"This part.When he's gonna commit suicide cause he failed his math for the 4th time."Parent 1:"LOL.Look at his face!He's stepping over the edge.Ohhhhhhhh."Parent 2*laughing harder then ever:"DAMN!Look at all the blood!His brains are all over the floor!He sure won't pass his maths next time!"Parent 1:"Eh.Isn't that your kid?"Parent 2:"Oh Fuck."



No wonder our school has CCTVs all over the place.




Bah.Anyways it's just the start of the month.What else could go wrong?(Asking for it)I'm totally carefree now.I'm gonna live my holiday to it's limit.Right after I screen my room for hidden cameras.They might catch sight of my underwear cupboard and the next moment you know,the entire parent population will know what I'm wearing for the next month.Huzzah.



Till I update,Jonan/Twiggy.