Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Finally.I think I'm over it.Well,think is the keyword here anyway.Thanks to all those that helped me through this tough time.I can now face the world again.And slag it like fucking hell *grin.


Alright,back to business aye?Well there has been alot of buzz about the girl assault incident.And alot of people go like wtf!?How can this happen in singapore?We are a civilised country.Yeah right,I know alot of people who don't bathe for 2 days.And one more thing,why the fucking hell did the girl follow them into the HDB flat anyway?


I sure as hell don't think she's a masochist.


Anyway,I heard the cause for the beating was that the girl(kenah whack one)offered a condom to another girl's(the happy slapper) boyfriend suggestively.It's great to see that the youth in Singapore are practising safe sex.


I've watched the vid already and it also seems that the chick got her top pulled off showing her tits.That isn't a very good way to jump start your porn star career.And the happy slappers are supposed to be her friends man.Even her dad didn't want to make a report because he was "afraid it would ruin the other girls' future."Oh wow.Your daughter got beaten up and stripped on a vid that's being circulated around the internet and you don't want to ruin other girls' futures.Thoughtful.


Anyway,I should be back soon to do an update on more happening shit right here in out beloved country.


Remember,don't follow strangers into HDB flats,you might just be the next Annabell Chong.Have a good un',Jonan./Twiggy.


P.S.Christine,you should know alot of people care about you and are concerned.If you're reading this,just to let you know you've got plenty of friends girl :D

P.P.S.I know the music doesn't really suit my blog but I just felt like putting it there.After all it's MY blog ^^