Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Heelloow all,I'm back.First of all,I'd like to say,I can SKANK NOW!WOOHOO!Syafiq says I've got it now PADAPADAPADAPDA!After all those long hours listening to ska,getting laughed at by Hafiz,Izwan and Weikiong and practicing in front of the mirror in my underwear while humming "A Message to You Rudy"...Okay.Sorry.I'm not very good yet :( But my underwear brings out the Jamican look you know,oh nevermind.

Hmm let's see what I can blog about teh-dayyy.


Alriight.Recently,if you look through the newspaper,you'll see that yet another charity organisation has come under fire.And that charity is:"Youth Challenge"!Hurrah.Unfortunately,their founder still comes second to our dear Mr Durai.The founder of Youth Challenge,Vincent Lam is paid 13,000 a month.Okay what,you might think.This is,however a CHARITY ORGANISATION.The charity,according to the Straits Times,raised $400,000 last year,and has reserves of $100,000.What are the reserves for I wonder.Lam to public:"The reserves are for emergency purposes if we have to exceed expenses for prostitu-I mean pro-public purposes sorry,ahem."


Haha.Yeah right.


Lam to himself:"Woot!I got spare cash go Bali "play" with 12 year old girls!I wonder if the Vice President wants to go...If so then must book two rooms already wahlao."

Yes,I must agree his charity is aptly named.Having sex with 12 year old girls is indeed a Challenge for the Youth,if you get my drift ;)


Youth Challenge is also hit by more controversy involving students complaining that their money has not been refunded when supposed humanitarian trips were cancelled.I'm sure the Youth Challenge directors are having humanitarian trips of their own to Joo Chiat or Lorong Geylang.


Damn,if it's that easy to make dough with a charity organisation I'm gonna start one of my own."Help for Tragically Disabled Children".All I need is some pathetic looking kids and a few parangs.Abit of chopping here and there and I can turn them into A Class looking disabled kids.Maybe my charity should be called "Help for Tragically Dismembered Children" instead.All I have to do is rub chilli into my eyes and get myself on the telly,and I'll be on my way to Bali :D


No lah I not so asshole if I want to scam I'd scam rich dumb kids like Paris Hilton.


"Hello,may I speak to Paris?""Yeah,I'm here and I'm like trying to turn on my computer but it doesn't seems to work.""Have you tried pressing the ON button?""What ON button?""Nevermind,would you like to buy a mystical water balloon that increases your bust size when you stuff it down your shirt?""Oh wow,cool!I'll get one!Hey!It really works!"


Yes Paris,the stars are blind and so are you.


Anyway,back to topic,speaking of charities,let's go on to NKF Bashing!Let's see,Durai was paid 2 mil a year to sit in his chair and rub chilli in his eyes whenever he's on camera.And NKF patients on the other hand,are not subsidized fully even when in need and when money is abundant.I bet Durai's such a miser he eats the diabetic kidneys because he doesn't want to waste them.This,makes his urine sweet and not wanting to waste his sweet urine,he mixes it with Tequila and Heroin and calls it Wee Surprise.Then he sells it as lemonade to kids to make more money and digs out the organs out of the dead kids' bodies and flogs them to rich,dying old men in India.Durai,Durai,you are such a wonderful muse for epics.


Anyway,I think I'm going off now I going to open lemonade stand ^^


Up Yours and Fuck Off :D,Jonan/Twiggy.

P.S Guess why Durai needs the 2 Mil a year?Cause he has to feed all his kids in BALI.