Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Oh goddamn it's been a long time since I blogged but anyway,since I'm already here I might as well start huh?Well just to bore you with impossibly irrelevant details,today has been a really shitty day.I've failed 3 common tests,managed to get whiteboard eraser dust on my shirt and got burned for snoozing in class.Well at least it considerably lightened towards the end.3/5 beat 3/6 in the debate finals.(I'm fourth speaker btw :X damn I'm gonna get flamed for this lol.)And just hanging with guys like Hafaeces,Banglazwan and Rudeboy Syafiq was cool.I think I'm going faggot.



What I've been doing for the past few days=Eat.Sleep.Do some weed.Play at playground.Stone.Jiwang(emo)at playground.Go home shit.



Help!I'm going hippie!I feel like spreading the message of vegans,drugs and free love.Nah I'd rather chop off the ol' Divine Rapier/Anaconda than go hippie.



And I love the Anaconda very much <3 <3 <3.



I still need a weed to calm my nerves.To tell the truth,I wasn't taking down notes during the debate.I was drawing an epic stickman battle between Darth Maul and Obi-Wan.(Darth Maul won cause he chopped off Obi-Wan's penis and fed it to him btw.)Speaking of Star Wars,I wonder if Mr.Lucas ever thought of important plot points like e.g:Whether Yoda uses viagra.(I think we'd all like to see a 12-inch pickled cucumber on the silver screen.)Whether Luke ever did his own sister.And whether Jabba the Hutt is a result of a Black American's penis bearing the effects of living near a nuclear powerplant.(I'd like to use my dick as a glo-stick too.)



Plot development Mr.Lucas!Plot development!



Anyway,besides the point,I may be going to "look for ghosts" later with Mr.Faeces and the Rudeboy.Don't worry,I'll let you know if I see anything or fuck anything :D And don't be alarmed if I come to school tommorow looking possessed,it'll just be the "Heroin Effect".Nah,I'm just kidding,I don't do drugs.Glue is much cheaper.


See ya all then,Jonan./Twiggy.


P.S TMRW IS PRCS IDOL ANYONE WANT BOOKIE CALL ME OR IZWAN ^^