Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Alright.I did survive.YOU ASSHOLES THOUGHT MY BLOG WAS DEAD DIDN'T YOU.YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING DEAD RIGHT?Well, it isn't :) TO enlighten you on what happened,I got caught for smoking TWICE in a week.Goddamn,that's enough of a reason for my parents to break my legs and make me submit to home schooling.Currently,my mobile's AWOL and I'm on a curfew.Fuck curfew.I'm more like a yo-yo now.Release for like 10 seconds then return to owner's hand -_-


Hmm.Singapore is not such a safe place after all.A man was recently stabbed to death at Boat Quay by 10 men.And guess what?The police haven't got any leads!Typical.Interestingly,this man,46 years old,was talking to his two friends,both in their 20's when he was set upon by 10 men in their 20's.The Clockwork culture is almost non-existent in Singapore so I don't think anyone goes around hitting and killing and my favourite,raping,random people for no reason at all.Possible case scenario,mistaken motive:Victim:"Hi.I am 46 years old but I am still young at heart and I love hanging around young people."Two people chatting with him:"Uh huh.We like smoking ganja.By the way,got any cash on you?"10 young men,among themselves:"Wah cheebye.That old fucker chatting up our girls again.Yesterday just whack one ah pek for trying to stare up my girlfriend mini-skirt ah.""Eh how the yesterday ah pek look like ah?If I see him next time can hamtam again ah brudder.""Orh!That bastard ah?Dunno leh,he wear sunglasses macham MIB like that,then he carry one stick and got one dog also ah,dunno for what.""Eh I think he was a blind man leh.""Don't stupid lah!He blind how he stare my girlfriend?!""PRECISELY,DUMBASS."Violent young man scratches his head in puzzlement*Their attention is diverted back to the older man."Wahlao!Cannot take it anymore lah.This one must rembat ah sial!"Saunters towards the older man,"Oi!You want steal girlfriend ah old cheebye!"46 year old guy:"No!You got it all wrong!I like young people!"Aggressive young man to company:"Wah!Fucking old paedophile!Eh we all must whack this one!Dunno how many young children he funny funny touch already!"Victim:"Wait!I don't mean in that sens-""DIE MOTHERFUCK MICHAEL JACKSON!"*stabstabstabstabstab*Young men pat each other on the back and stride back home in glory of their justice.


Ah vigilante is always the most satisfying.Even if you're not essentially doing what's right,you don't have to wait for the law and you can just give him a good kick in the balls.


Curfew is still driving me up the wall,nearing the ceiling.


I am going to die soon.


Peace out,Jonan.



Heaven help me.I'll fill you guys in later.If I am still alive,that is.