Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Alright,the exams are already underway and everyone is working very very hard.Well,almost everyone :D .Just to fill you in on my exam progress,Social Studies,English paper one and Maths Paper two are already done.Maths paper was a bitch as usual."Bitch" meaning that I left at least 40 marks worth of questions blank.Hooray!I have a place at the Institute now!The institute of technical education that is.


Now for the more important stuff.Making fun of Ben.Me and the rest of the fucked up kids went to climb into the big longkang.(sewage drain.)at pasir ris park connector.Thus,began an epic journey of Lord of the Rings proportions.And plenty of Ben being a dumbass parts.After we walked for like 10 mins,we were required to jump over a "huge chasm"(1.2 metres)in the longkang.Unfortunately for Ben,that gigantic gap was filled with sewage(which is essentially shit water).All of us(Me,Hafiz,Hazim,Syafiq,Izwan,Zana)managed to clear the "Abyss" while Ben got one foot in the shit water.I'll bet it feels really pleasant,stepping in your own waste.I can imagine Ben's mother going like:"BEN!Why can I see the remains of last night's beef rendang on your shoe?!"Okay.After laughing at the hapless Ben,we continued on,journeying through the vast world.While people passing by shook their heads and muttered swear words about fucked up kids having too much time these days.


Again,we encountered another enormous crack in the earth.And this time it had algae in it and we had a video phone up and running ^^.Ben did a few practice jumps and MANAGED TO FALL DOWN AGAIN LMAO WTF.He sprained his hand.Again,we all crossed it except Ben.Who wasted 10 minutes staring at the stream of faeces,urine and used condoms in shock,horror and hunger.Scratch that :D Ben was pumping SKL Cherry ciggerettes like nobody's business.No,I'm not complaining about his health.Ciggerettes DO NOT grow on trees you know.After his third,he managed to gather up his courage(or maybe it was us yelling snide comments about his balls and a steam roller)and attempted to leap over the "great river".Hold your breaths audience-*GASP


Ben failed.Even worse this time,heh heh.He didn't even jump this time and managed to do a skipping stone impression over the water.At least he managed to get to the other side.The best thing was,the ciggerette was still intact.Me and Syafiq promptly relieved him of it.And we walk to the left,and we walk to the right,as we walk,as we walk as we walk by night..


We crossed the dark canals,and ventured through the sewage systems.There was a fuck load of graffiti down there.I'm lucky I didn't step on a heroin needle.We were looking for a way to get out when Izwan had the bright idea of climbing some random ladder.Cheebye.We came out from a fucking manhole.I could hear the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song playing over and over in my head while drivers shook their heads and muttered about the fucked up government using children as sewage workers.I think we may have caused an accident or two.We ended up in Sun Plaza Park and rested while we watched couples make out.



And thus,ends the tale of the Great Journey and of Ben's algae/seaweed filled socks.But wait-There's still one more tale left to tell.The Adventure Home.And so begins the tale of the great journey home.We took bus number 17.


Have a good one guys ;),Jonan.



Social Studies exam tommorow.Have running nose.Need nicotine.SOS.SOS.