Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Well.Looks like I'm back.Brushing off the cobwebs from my blog.To explain matters,why I went MIA:My com exploded.Unfortunately.And I am using my dad's com to type this.I also went to Japan.And third,I was just chilling with my buds during the hols.But now I'm back,with your daily/weekly/monthly dose of scathing sarcasm.


Anyway,something really X-Files happened to me.I've started doing homework.Maybe it's because the teachers this year cannot makan.Maybe I've got severe brain damage from overtime LAN gaming.Or maybe I've decided to stop being a prick,get off my ass,and do something useful with my life.


I think it's the second reason.


Doing homework really gives me that nostalgic feeling of primary school days.It's really pathetic when you can only visit your childhood days while doing something you don't like.Since I've started it's just as well,in time for the O Levels.


Speaking about the O's they're only 8 months away.


SO if you wanna get good grades,head over to your nearest LAN shop and short-circuit your nerve endings today!


I'll be back to post more tommorow.For now,

Try to do something pointless like standing on your basin and trying to pee into the bowl.


Cheers mates!