Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

I is very very tired.Because school are very very tiring.And we is running out of rokios.Alright.I'll stop talking like a monkey.If they could talk.But if monkeys could talk they wouldn't speak in broken engrish right Jonan?Well,actually they're the second smartest species next to humans.I am talking to myself again.Another sign of a great mind.


School isn't as fun as it is anymore when you have to listen to lessons.It's hard to concentrate when you procrastinate and push your homework back till midnight and you spend your sleeping hours doing it.


I seem to be suffering from amnesia.I can't remember anything that happened except for yesterday.And all I remember about yesterday is playing LAN.I play LAN alot on weekends now cause as I stated earlier with great regret,my wife is R.I.P.She must have been jealous of my mistress(the xbox 360).Oh well,time to buy a new one then.


And what the hell has been going on with the weather lately?It's been raining so often I'd think that (the)God(s),are/is using the earth as a toilet bowl.I can't fucking walk two steps without getting wet.Yes,I like rain and it's the monsoon season but this is overkill.It's bloody irritating to step in a puddle when you're wearing slippers and your foot gets a mud facial.And there's a hot chick in front of you staring at your swamp monster foot.Maybe the Malaysians have developed a weather machine and are giving Singapore all the water we want.Damn,if I had a weather machine I'd turn the heat up so much the girls would be wearing bikinis out to Orchard.


Alright I'm a fucking dreamer.


Recently,in a newspaper,a couple was caught on a mobile phone having sex on a public bus in the afternoon.What the hell kind of behaviour is that?I mean like,WHY CAN'T THESE THINGS EVER HAPPEN NEAR MY NEIGHBOURHOOD WHERE I HAVE A CHANCE OF TAKING THE BUS AT THAT TIME.Life isn't fair.And seriously,the guy got no money pay for hotel is it?"Dear,I want it now,can we go to a hotel?I'm 28 this year but I'm still living with my mom and if she hears us,she'll force me to drink rat semen to enhance my fertility.""Okay,sure honey...Erm hon?I just spent my last hundred bucks on the DVD Ultra-Gay Uncensored Collector's Edition of Brokeback Mountain with commentry from Elton John and Michael Jackson.I only got a dollar left.""Okay lah dear,we go take bus then we do on top okay?SBS buses damn expensive so nobody will take one."*Guy stares longingly at DVD."Okay..."Midway,bus driver watches them and ignores every other stop after that.Bang Bus anyone?Thinks to himself:"Wahlao.At home watch must buy VCD.Here,got live action!No wonder the bus fare is so bloody expensive!"Starts driving with one hand.I guess you know why ;p,crashes into highway,causes multiple deaths.Couple finishes just in time:"Wah dear,that was HOT."Bus explodes.


SO next time you know what buses are for.At this rate,th government need not worry about the falling birth rate in Singapore.Just place more bustops all over Singapore...


Anyhow,I'm off.


See you around babe,Jonan.