Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

CHERYL DONT SO KP LA I UPDATE OK.

Hello very long since I've been here.Actually it would be delayed a little longer if not for an irritating presence as mentioned above.It's been a rather uneventful week other than the fact that I have to go back to school during the weekend.Everybody has to go back to school so it's not because of sucky grades.Ok,not everyone has to have remedial after remedial after remedial when school is over.I failed 3 subjects improvement from last year(five).Unfortunately 2 out of the 3 are core subjects and I guess you guys know I didn't fail English.SCIENCE AND MATHS SCIENCE AND MATHS FOR FUCK.I'm not going to use algebra,algepanties or alg-strings at work.

Another highlight was going to the comic strip gig at Esplanade.It was great other than the fact that I got cut on the arm,elbowed in the kidney and generally fucked around by the moshing crowd.I got smart and went into the back to kick people.Sweating(or perspiring as a certain annoying person likes to correct me)like a dog we headed to Memo to chill off.And guess who turned up there?My dad.And I'm damned sure that he wasn't there to dance.After a brief exchange in the street I ended up going home with him to avoid further embarrasment along the riverside.I don't want to be recognised as the "Hey look!It's the fight with father boy!" whenever I go to town.

Weeell.My wrist is tired I don't know why.And don't post stupid puns about masturbation about my tagboards please lol.I've updated once I may update again later cause I have to end this now since an irritating prick is waiting for me to post.

Yeah,I 've got fans from wide backgrounds.

I feel like eating lobster,Jonan.

P.S IM GOING TO GET STROKE IF I KEEP HOLDING THE PHONE INBETWEEN MY NECK KIONG.