Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Varian:Eh fiq,the guy give you your pay already or not?

Syafiq:Ya,he pay me $300 liao.Otherwise how I buy my PSP?

Varian:Eh!He haven't give me yet leh!That day he say he going to pay me already then-

Syafiq:-You work for free what vae,you work for free.

Varian:*Sad face*



Hello everybody i am so fucking stoned from drinking at my relatives place so please excuse lousy grammar or otherwise fuck.currently i am hammering my fucking keyboard because my brain isnt coordinating properly with my body.

It's Christmas and I have one sonofabitch headache.
It seems that Christmas is losing it's magic every year as more and more people more or less don't really give a damn about it anymore.things used to be different when i was a kid or maybe i just view things in a different perspective now.well anyway people should just sit back from all the shopping and shit and just take a good look at Christmas.I'm not talking about religous overtones and stuff like that.I mean about "trying to be nice to the people you can't stand all year" as blink 182 said.No christmassy gimmicks or shit just showing some goodwill to one's fellow man.Sometimes people just need to see beyond the shopping,promotions and even religon.

Holy fuck I think I'm really really wasted.


Peace out and have a merry merry Christmas.



I haven't jacked off in 5 days,got only 4 hours of sleep for the entire period and goddamn i'm happy to be back.I'll post more details about it laterrrr so keep your eyes peeled.

Maybe I should tell you but I can't.

Cheerio,Jonan.