i don't like the drugs(but the drugs like me).
Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.
Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone.
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
don't drink and drive,wait,I can't drive.
My head feels like shit,like someone's been corkscrewing through it with a pneumatic drill.
I wanna vomit,can't walk straight.
I'm red allllll over baby.
But what the hell,I had fun.
So cheers to all my brothers,forever 308.
3:17 AM
Friday, April 25, 2008
TP,one week of hell and then an upturn.
In a heartening turn of events compared to the last post of despair,I now have friends in poly.Yes normal friends.Okay not so normal(they enjoy making us guys pose in compromising positions but not to the extent of 69.)but great people alike.
Went to sakae on thursday with Yuting(sheesha girl),Nicole/angkongsiao,Cheryl(my irritated partner for mass dance),Vincent/yellowboy and of course my best(actually more like previously only friend)and er,forced gay partner Minghui/emo/triangle(this nickname has a long story.).After MH did both of us a great if not humiliating favour and begged them to be our friends.
Look,bottomline is:it worked.
Ya la ya la okay I admit quite loser but still it worked.
Do YOU have friends in poly?That actually talk to you huh do you?
Okay you probably do.
On with the story exciting huh,Jonan has friends and is not a loner bitch in school anymore ha.
These people eat like monsters.Especially Vincent,the guy eats like a fucking cow man.When I just settled in my seat for like 5 minutes he was stuffing himself happily(to us scarily)at the sushi belt.
From the experience I learnt many things about my class people.
1.Minghui doesn't wait for the sushi,he runs after it when it's moving on the belt.
2.Vincent laughs alot.(it spreads,really.)
3.He erects when he laughs.(Don't know why,don't wanna know.)
A more detailed explanation.
Vincent:HAHAHAHAAHAHAH!(laughing for another reason or the other.)
I notice a suspicious bulge in his pants.
Me:Eh Vincent you steam ah...
Vincent:No lah!(Looks down and presses the bulge down.)
Me:It's not going down,what is it,does it like charge when you laugh?
Aside from that,Vincent has psychic powers other than his um erectile powers.
Vincent:Eh I can break the toothpick with my eyes.(grabs a toothpick and stares at it.)
Like 10 seconds later he snaps the toothpick with his finger very obviously and the waitress behind us runs laughing into the kitchen.
Hilarious guy really.
Alright soon either one of them will have the sushi photos up and my fearsome reputation will be spoilt.
But what the hell,anything for friends in tp right MH?:D
Cheers,Jonan.
9:28 PM
Saturday, April 19, 2008
WHY IS POLY LIKE THAT WHY!
2:28 AM
Friday, April 11, 2008
blood,tears and ciggarette ash.
We cause hurt to people,they return the favour and then we try to repay it in an even more despicable degree.
It's a vicious cycle,we can't get out of it but we'll try anyway.
It's simple really:We do it or we die.
We do it or we die.
Life's much sweeter when it seems a whole lot shorter.
Peace out.
4:12 AM