Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

I found out an interesting fact about myself today.

I take at least 7 hours to complete a piece of CSA homework.

It's not my fault really,that we are required to do research on technological gizmos and whatnots on our first tutorial.

Either that or it was the constant sidetracking to adult websites and singing Cantonese songs(with English lyrics,obviously.But I'm pointing this out for the ignorant..ah whatever.)in an awfully out of tune pitch.My neighbour should be drilling through my ceiling and chucking a hand grenade into my bedroom approximately 5 minutes from now.

But anyways,I still think they should like ask us about Tamagotchis for our first tutorial.

Mine died within 3 days.

Back to CSA homework whatthefuck,Jonan.