Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Hello all.I am so fucking bored with a capital B even though I spelt it with a lower case one just now.I am currently in Malaysia visiting my relatives in some god forsaken area of KL.The upside is that I get red packets,the downside is that it's in ringgit and I'm in Malaysia so ringgit automatically is converted to tobacco products.

I can hear the British American Tobacco company laughing already.

Anyway,bringing my laptop is a huge plus(I do use it for purposes other then porn you know)and I'm getting pretty good at CS(playing with expert bots at least 5 hours everyday).Hotel room's pretty okay lotsa bedrooms(but no cute horny malaysian girls ;P),decent internet connection but I miss SINGAPORE.

I want to celebrate CNY with my friends:gloat while you can cause I'm homesick enough to type this only now.

And somehow it just feels so empty not having someone to celebrate all this festive shit with.And by someone I mean female,cute and having eyes only for me(probably not gonna happen but one can wish can't he).

Ah fuck it I'm off to play 11 more rounds of CS,visiting some backwater village tommorow.

I hope I don't get attacked by a rabid chicken and come down with a different strain of flu.

Mandarin oranges,red packets and gong xi something or whatever you people say during Chinese New Year to all of you.

Have a good night,over and fucking out:Jonan.