Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Me and ruben were chatting on msn about relationships and this came up.

Ruben:Hey you heard of the show Changing Spouses?

Me:Yeah,why?

Ruben:Well,I was thinking,imagine they create this show about this guy who fucking loser got no girlfriend before or don't have relationship in a long time...

Me:What the fuck do you mean by that?Fuck you la cheebye!

Ruben:What?Nothing la,let me continue.Then the guy go to like Katong Convent school study for one week.Like send YOU go KC like shiok ah...

Me:I KNEW IT FUCK YOU LA!