i don't like the drugs(but the drugs like me).
Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.
Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
18 YEARS OF SUFFERING.
Happy 18th Birthday(Dirty version)
Composed by Jonan.
Musical score to the song Happy Birthday to You.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
I CAN BUY CIGARETTES LEGALLY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
I AM OLD ENOUGH TO ENTER JAIL ALREADY!
I HAVE NO FEAR AT PUBS,
NO EVENTS I ALSO CAN CLUB,
ANY CNB RAIDDDD?
"I'M 18",THAT'S WHAT MY I.C SAID!
LIQUOR'S NOT A PROBLEM,
I CAN PASS AT 7-11,
LIQUOR'S NOT A PROBLEMMMMM,
ANY SCREENINGS AND MY I.C WILL SOLVE THEM.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME!
Sometimes I think I am such a freak.
I am going to 7-11 to buy a pack of sticks now and flash my I.C at the annoyed cashier auntie while grinning like the Joker on crystal meth.
Peace out ya'll.
11:56 PM
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