Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

I wonder why sometimes I loathe myself so much.

Inexplicable feeling, I need to pop down some prozac.

I can't relax or even oversleep.

I think I'm quite an idiot.

And I wonder all my sentences start with an 'I'.

Must be really drunk/high.

On the other hand, if you irk me one more time, I might just try to destroy you on the inside and the outside. I'll do it subtly, you wouldn't even know what was happening. People who fuck with my friends or loved ones get fucked right back.

After all, it takes a thief to catch one.