Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.

Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Sometimes I wondered to myself, the moon and the stars,
Whether I was trying to obtain the unattainable,
Just like a dog chasing cars.

I first saw that girl in the dark, with an ice-cold, unfriendly face,
She wasn't talking to anyone, just crying,
So I thought, goddamn, what a waste.

Through a stroke of inexplicable luck and a brother's lack of subtlety,
To my astonishment and great surprise,
She was being directed to me.

For some absurd reason, in me she placed some trust.
I made a promise to myself,
Never to betray her to anyone, even till the iron in my blood turned to rust.

She completely won me over with her wit, beauty and charm,
Especially the allure of her captivating eyes,
The rate they drew me in, I should have been alarmed.

I would feud with God himself, if it was your soul he'd come to reap,
Not let any harm befall you,
And guard your dreams throughout the night, even as you sleep.

So you have no reason to be afraid, I will be the shadow behind your back,
I'll take the lift with you to the 5th floor,
If it's courage that you lack.

You burn inside my head, together with my dreams of gods and dark desires,
And if you think I'd ever desert you,
Then Shakespeare was a liar.

K this is for Chloe Tai, who despises cheese.

Unfortunately the above is full of it and it's quite crappy but fuck I'll do a better one next time when I've got the inspiration.

Bengs have skillz too k.

Don't kill me when you see me tmr k <3