i don't like the drugs(but the drugs like me).
Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.
Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone.
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Sunday, March 26, 2006
I Live Each Day for You :)
Salutations,etc. to all once again :D .This post is to fill in for yesterday and today.First off,yes,I get the message Yvonne.I shall use paragraphs for YOUR viewing pleasure.I shall waste precious calories typing the singular spaces before my sentances just to satate your oh-so-high expectations of blog-writing.Alright.I'm just being a dumbfuck again as always.
Went for youth yesterday,came in late by about an hour :X .Halfway through the program,I have no idea why Pastor Rebecca cried.I was totally clueless.I din't even know that she cried until Charmain came in and started prep-talking us about our behaviour.Yes,she is well fit to be a discipline mistress.After that little episode,I went off with Als and Ian to TM to play TC.Itchy fingers,yes.Better play TC than "accidently" grab something right?Lmao.Met Weiji there and talked abit.When he left he gave me his tokens he hadn't used yet.=D went to play that stupid robot game.The Virtual On one.I nearly broke the joysticks off cause I had no fucking idea what I was doing.I called Darling after I used(actually wasted) all my tokens.She kenah pangseh-ed by Weening >: so I asked her whether she wanted me to pick her up.She said no so I thought everything was okay.Turned out that she wanted me to keep her company on the phone I think but I didn't get the hint :(.She was mad at me cause she thought I didn't care.Darling.You know I do care and I was really worried sick but I thought you didn't want me to go.I'm sorry but yeah,I'm a damn blurfuck ^^.We soon made up after that though.And I'm glad that we did :)
Reached home at about 10.30 when she told me she was at central with Wei Xing,Aaron and Jewel.I well,sneaked out of the house when my parents were asleep.Took a bus to central and managed to catch her there :D .Didn't stay long though as she had to be back by 11.45.Walked her home but I started missing her right after she was gone.Gawd.I am such a sap.
Nothing much happened in church today.Went to lunch with Als,Matt,Zy,Cheryl and Sarah.I am convinced that Matthew needs some sort of rehabilitation.He enjoys taking long walks in the dark by himself(much to the dismay of others in the park) and starts laughing at the thought of someone killing him.Might be into bdsm.BUT ANYWAY,I was ribbing Cheryl about Matthew being a prospective husband,they can take long walks in the dark together and talk about depressing things like dress-up corpse games.I immediately regretted saying that because my I.Q has dropped by at least 11 points due to constant smacking on the back of my head.
It's a school day tommorow.Needa go.
Tsseew!,Jonan/Twiggy.
P.S.Notice I have used paragraphs.See.Look at the beautifully formed spaces.Feast your eyes upon my exquisite paragraph-crafting.Okay.I gonna get slapped tommorow if Yvonne reads this.
9:25 PM
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
I am so shitter-fied.
Omg.I complain I don't have enough time to do homework.And I am still doing this.Better go hit the books.
I MISS YOU DARLING.(:
9:49 PM
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Sizzle!Crackle!Pop!
Twiggy's back from the dead.Okay,more like a Church Anniversary Dinner yesterday.But before that...*corny flashback sounds*I went out with Als to meet my ET mates.(Mel,Dwight,Ben,George and
GERLET.)Met them at the arcade and dwight,as usual was hungry.So we went to KFC to eat.Mel and Als didn't eat.(both dieting lmao)Dwight bought 4 cheesefries and started grazing.Bs dwight!After his second round of cheesefries he started making these really scary Harley Davidson type of burps.We were saying that he has an abnormal digestive system that digests stuff too fast and when we leave the fast food joint there will be a pile of shit(or for the more refined,faeces.) on his chair.Lmao.Anyway,after that unpleasantly unappetizing experience,we went to play LAN.We wanted to play DotA at first but they all went to BF2.BF2 was pretty fucking funny.George and Gerlet kept rushing for the chopper(which they can't fly)and 5 seconds after that you see Black Hawk Down.Dwight came after my team with the tank soon after that.I was the Special Forces class so I threw a C-4 onto his tank.I didn't know how to detonate it so I was like doing shit trying to avoid the tank all the while Als and Mel were screaming at me to do smth.I died eventually and Als was left.I was like "SHOOT THE FUCKING C-4 MAN!"Then he started his war-cry "RAAARRGH!DIE BITCH!DIE!" and charged at the tank while firing his rifle in full auto.The C-4 didn't explode.And he started panicking."JON!I'M SHOOTING THE FUCKING C-4 BUT IT AIN'T FUCKIN' EXPLODING YOU SHIT!""SHOOT IT SOMEMORE!"After that little misadventure,I found out that I could detonate the C-4 by right clicking.>.<>
Ciao,Jon/Twiggy.
7:38 PM
Friday, March 17, 2006
Hangover.
Damn.It was fucking fun yesterday/today early morning.Me,Als and Zy went to watch V For Vendetta.Told Darling I was going out and warned me not to look at other girls ^^.She need not worry cause I won't.But before that,we went to bring Ian go pierce his ear.He was pretty fucking mad cause he waited approx. 1 hour and 40 mins =X .Went to do another piercing also cause cannot lose to small kid ^^.Ian wanted to change his stud to a ear stick straight after he pierced.So I took out the stud for him and wiped the blood on a magazine.The best thing was,the stick couldn't go through.We spent half an hour forcing the stupid stick into his swollen ear and Ian wanted to take pictures.Wtf.Is he some kind of masochist?Still had around an hour left to burn so we went to the arcade for Time Crisis.There was this bloody little kid hogging the machine.He kept dying but he had this near-endless amount of tokens that his mom kept in a bag.Yes you heard me.A bag.Whenever he died he would open his palm and his mom would FEED him tokens.Eventually,we screwed TC and went to play House of the Dead.It was hogged by twin brats who died soon after.However,while we were playing,they kept sticking their noses to the screen and blocking our aim.Alson kept making bashing motions with the guns towards their heads.At least it was time for the movie and we went to the theatre.V for Vendetta was really damn cool,it's set in a future totalitaran England where the government controls everyone.Think Japanese occupation but the people more good-looking.V is a "liberator" what others might call a terrorist.He walks around killing people(linked to a certain detention centre) in a Guy Fawkes mask and he wears gloves as he was disfigured in some sort of fire.Like a very violent Phantom of the Opera or a very stylish and sophisicated Jason from the Friday the Thirteenth franchise.He believes that violence can solve the problems but strangely does not use firearms and prefers to fight with six large knives and kick balls with kung-fu.VfV is also a surprisingly poignant and rather intelligent movie.The quotes and symbolics used in the movie are pretty powerful.The ending was really good.A very well-delivered movie,you can see the political undertones beneath the Hollywood.And it wasn't boring either,the action scenes were very fluid and well done.After all,it IS directed by the Wachowski Brothers.Alson paid for the movie,thanks Als!Alright,back to the topic.Me.It was 12++ after the movie.So we decided to get ourselves some liquid courage at cheers.-_- liquid courage means alcohol dammit.Alson picked up a Barcadi Breezer and I got a Jack Daniel's Whiskey Cola.We got back to Alson's place to ton.He had an extra can of Carlsberg which we finished without much trouble >:D .We were watching Date Movie when I decided to chiong my drink.I was thinking got more kick whaaat.I was whoring Zy's PSP halfway(playing Bleach:Heat The Soul.whichitotallysuckat.)when the stuff kicked in.Right in the balls.I started laughing for no particular reason.Mostly at Zy.Okay,maybe that's a valid reason.I went to harass random people in Alson's msn account and was rolling my head over his keyboard,removing all the grease and sweat that had accumulated there over the past years for him -_-" .Played Battlefront 2,discovered I couldn't fly an X-Wing properly as I was seehhh.Played with the PSP on the bed until I fell asleep.Woke up at 8.Discovered they were talking to darling without waking me up :( .Stayed till lunch,Als ordered Jap Pizza.Once again,thanks Als.Went home feeling pretty great but with a shitting headache.
Till I can type properly again,Jon/Twiggy.
9:27 PM
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman's Wrath.
Returning from a week-long hiatus,Twiggy has returned to put more spice into your life!Already my l337 aura has begun to fill your senses.Okay.I'm just being a dumbfuck.By the way,have you read today's newspaper?A man got drunk,drove without a license and knocked down and killed a tourist.How much time did he get for it?Nine months.Nine months isn't going to bring the dead person back.Nine months isn't going to help his family cope with the loss.I mean like wtf is wrong with the law system?The drunk driver's defence:"I recently broke up with my girlfriend so I fell into depression and started drinking."Wtf.I should try that sometime.Go set fire to my school and in Junivile Court:"Let the defendant arise to the stand.Alright.Why did you commit such a henious act of vandalism?""Oh Your Honor,my hamster died last night and I really couldn't stand the feelings brewing inside of me.Oh please forgive me.""What?Your hamster died?Alright that's a valid reason.You're free to go!And don't worry about transport you can use one of our armoured trucks.Here,catch the keys!"Shit.That'd be cool.Back to current affairs,I went to HER house yesterday.Was watching Wishing Stairs and didn't understand anything cause she lost the first disc.-_- went home at 4.30.Today I got pwnt by her cause she was jealous.Girls are really scary when their mad.I learnt that firsthand.But anyhow,with temper or without I still <3 her.Alright.Fine.Maybe I am a little too sappy.Parents calling for me to get off the com now or they'll raise the 18 levels of hell for me.Going with Als,Zy and maybe Matt to watch movie tmrw night then tonning Alson's house.v57 to that man!Bring on the alcohol!THE MOVIE BETTER NOT BE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN! :D
Have a good one,Jon/Twiggy.
7:55 PM
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Sigh.
Haven't been blogging lately.Parents put a password on the computer.I am the offspring of control freaks.CCA master wants to see my parents.And Junguang's and Shaun's.I didn't know men could be so petty.He caught me wearing a ear-stick and acted like he discovered Weapons of Mass Destruction in Saddam's closet over there in Iraq.He searched my bag after that.-_- As if I had a bomb inside.Maybe next time I should.Then there would be one less bastard on the face of the Earth.I could get knighted for that.I was just thinking about her.She's my world,and I can't help it.I really feel shredded on the inside.I can't stop bleeding on the inside.I can't.But no matter how.I'm already really lucky to have her.
11:11 AM
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