i don't like the drugs(but the drugs like me).
Salutations.
My name's Jonan,
I'm an 18 year old with the lungs and liver of a 70 year old.
If by any unfortunate(for you) chance,
you get to know me more intimately,
you will find that I:
am quite the cynical little shit
am rather lazy,that's what everyone tells me anyway.
prefer night so much more over the day that I've made a few owl friends.
experiment with the stupidest things possible and still think I am reasonably intelligent.
have an ectoplasmic look during classes.
change brands of cigarettes as much as a girl changes clothes.
am an asshole in my own right,if you know what's good for you,you won't get close.
have an email address;jonan_yip@hotmail.com.
Misery loves company which is why I'm never alone.
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Bitch.
It has been all downhill since this morning.
I got booked for latecoming this morning and now I have to sign in at an unreasonable time of 7.10.Why can't those upper management shitfaces have it later?Getting intoxicated by Mr Singh's bodily odours is not very pleasant at 7.30 in the morning.After that,another lump of birdshit dropped on me.Mr Neo found out that we played "truant" on last Friday's rocketshitthingy.Which does not really qualify as truant as we left only at the evaluation(survey etc.blahblah fuckshit).But well.Mr Neo sure is great at making shit out of nothing.I suspect he has no other outside life other than flirting with the girls in fencing.Okay.Scratch that.Actually,every girl.And me and Junguang got screwed in the backside again.I got TWO offence slips and had to write a statement(which his Mr Neo's
modus operandi for getting innocent kids into trouble when he shows their parents).What a total fuck head huh.How can someone be so free?Maybe he went to a gay strip club and got fucked through his ears by some hardcore gay and suffered severe brain damage.With Mr Neo,that seems possible.
Moving on,Mr Neo found out that I left guitar class early and told them FOOLZ that I was going for CCA.But yeah well.Which bitch would actually do that.Lol.Offense intended.And yeah.That was where the second slip came from.Mr Neo gets a sadistic pleasure out of children's misery.I bet he drinks his son's tears.I'll not be surprised if he's into Slave and Master/Bondage too.Gosh,it does makes one's hair stand on end to try and even fathom him in a leather g-string with a whip.Wtf.He makes such a big fuck out of everything.I wonder how he gets so much sand up his vagina.
Forgot to bring/do English writing book.Got threatened by Ms. Oh-look-at-my-boobs-Wong with expulsion.Eat shit BITCH!Go implant water balloons.Maybe the guys will start taking notice of your twins.And start gossiping about how fake they are.
The last and the thing that pissed me off the most was that someone,some fuckhead with no parents,scratched Christine's bag.She wanted that bag so much and she was so happy when she finally got it.That little bastard(literally) probably went home happily.To attend his/her mother's funeral.Anyway.I felt really useless cause I couldn't do anything.I'm not much good at DnT so who am I kidding to fix a bag?I guess at least she cheered up a little but I think she's still kinda agitated.CHEER UP DEAR,YOU'VE STILL GOT ME.Although I'm not red or white or nice and shiny vinyl-ish looking,I still love you okay?Wanna see you smile tommorow.
Gotta go talk to my lady,until next time,Jonan/Twiggy.
9:27 PM
Monday, May 22, 2006
The Holidays Beckon.
I GOT 18 POSITION IN CLASS!ROFLMAO.UH UH SIAL!YES LAH!
Twiggy was here BITCH!XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO.
8:29 PM
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Back from the Dead.
Damn.It's been a long time since I've posted.Yes,rejoice!Twig is back from the dead.I've managed to finally revive my computer and am returning to the gaming scene with a vengeance.These few days I've been quite occupied with DotAing although I still do play an occassional game of ET.I think my eyes are gonna rot and fall out of my sockets.Dear has also been complaining about my gaming habit.I have tried to cut down already.It's torturous but slitting my wrists,taking 20 painkilling pills and hanging myself upside down from my bathroom ceiling so that all the blood rushes to my head is helping.Nah.Doing it for her is enough already.There I go again lol.Alright it's time for some real issues.(or bitching)Here we go.
In accordance to the Da Vinci Code movie coming up,there have been plenty of rebuttals from historians,researchers and other experts.They are coming up with their own theories and stuff about the Da Vinci shit.Following the wake of The Da Vinci Code hit,there are a whole fuckload of books riding on it's fame.Such as:"Breaking the Da Vinci Code." and "Cracking the Da Vinci Code."(Sound identical?)Churches in Singapore are even lobbying to ban it here.I mean come on.Dan Brown already stated clearly that it is a work of FICTION*.You can bitch and moan about it but there's no need to go all beserk over it.Live and let live.Ah whatever.Maybe I'm too much of a Left-Wing thinker.
*Fiction (from the Latin fingere, "to form, create") is
storytelling of
imagined events and stands in contrast to
non-fiction, which makes factual claims about
reality.Fiction (from the Latin fingere, "to form, create") is
storytelling of
imagined events and stands in contrast to
non-fiction, which makes factual claims about
reality.
Anyway.My point is.There is no need to make a fuss the size of an elephants penis over the book.Considering the fact that all the contreversy over it is actually garnering the book more fame.Aside from the book,the movie opens here in May I think.The casting is pretty good.With Ian McKeller looking every bit like Leigh Teabing as I imagined him to be.But WHY THE HELL IS ROBERT LANGDON PLAYED BY TOM HANKS.Even the albino monk Silas is portrayed extremely well.Heck,Langdon should look like Gordon Freeman.(for those of you that live under a rock and jack off to the tellytubbies,Gordon Freeman is the protagonist of the Half-Life games.)He should have a beard.The beard is a must.But NOOOOOO.They have to get TOM HANKS WHO WON'T GET A BEARD AND LOOK LIKE A SISSY.And what's with the hair?They might as well perm it and give him an afro then Langdon can be a hippie."*Snort!Yeeeeeeaaahhhh Sophie.That's the stuufff.*Snort!Ahhhhh.Now wheresh aresh weee?Why are there ggiirrrllss everrrywhere?Hahahaahahahah.I can see yoursh unnddeerwear."Sophie:"Langdon!We have to find the cryptex soon!The fate of the Sangreal Documents depends on them!"Langdon:"Yeah man.What's a cryptex?Doesh itsh makesh me shee angels?"Sophie:"Oh fuck you Langdon."Yep.By the way.Cocaine is consumed by snorting it up one's nose.Much like Vick's.
Alright.That's enough for one day.My faggot little brother wants to use the computer and play his faggot Rakion game.Expect a post(another bitch-post) about it in the near future.
Until then,fuckoffanddie!Jonan/Twiggy.
6:48 PM
Monday, May 01, 2006
What the FUCK?!
FuckfuckerfuckshitfuckernathanfuckBITCH.My computer is such a fucked up shit right now.I can't run games or videos on it cause it'll fucking overheat and DIE.I am dying of DotA/ET withdrawal symptoms and if I don't play soon my testicles will commit suicide by themselves.Aww goddamn.I'm off to fuck the floppy drive right now.
P.S.I miss ya darling.Come back quick :)
Signing off to kick my computer in the nuts,Jonan/Twiggy.
6:28 PM